eugh, dirty, tired, in desperate need of a salad and a bath, camping takes a lot out of you. you buy eggs and forget a spatula and so you let your bored friend throw them at trees at midnight.

you decide to go camping and have your friend forget the booze and the tents

you find possums and name them 'branch branch', 'treefork' and 'groundhopper' and narate to all the other campers what they are doing as they ruffle through your trash one metre away at midnight.

you race to the next tent with a camera in hand when you find out your friend has put her bra on her boyfriend...did i say put on her boyfriend? i mean handed it to him and let him to do the rest

you swim in a lace 2 feet deep and are advised by an unlucky friend that drinking the water is a bad idea

you spill the noodles onto the dirt and get yelled at and then have to rinse them off with water and eat crunchy noodles

you wake up twice to two different sets of couples who are your friends having sex because they're so damn loud

you sing along to follow you into the dark by death cab for cutie as your friend sings it and strums on her guitar

you have 4 showers in one day because dirt is just everywhere

you drink lots and lots of long life milk

you eat me-goreng, bananas, lychees, bread, baguettes, refried beans, baked beans, tortillas, doritoes, hot chips, condensed milk, tuna stolen from a friend, cheese, muesli bars...also stolen and much more

you take pictures of the trees at twilight

you wake up at midnight because you're being kicked in the ribs because your friends are honry

you get pissed off because everyone else is having sex but your boyfriend is in another state for 2 weeks

you have puddles in your tent

you scream at little kids for being noisy at night and then get yelled at by your friends for abusing a small child

you have some nice old lady boil water for you so you can make me-goreng

you want to wash your oily hair...but you can't

you have the best most fucked up time ever